November 13, 2010
Asian Massage Parlor, Craigslist
I’ll cut to quick on this place:
1315 Holmes Rd. # F, Lancing, MI 48910
Only as last resort should you bother with this place. Bad neighborhood, girl I had a massage with was chubby and unattractive. Massage lasted just seconds, covered full service was available for $160+40 for the half hour.
Just go to Hawaii spa or L.A. spa.
July 24, 2010
Asian Massage Parlor
LA SPA in Portland, MI is just a short drive from Lansing. Is it worth the drive? Answer, possibly.
I’ve been twice and saw two different girls. Ruby and Jenny. I’ll start with Jenny as this was a great experience.
Jenny is a very tiny, slim bodied hottie with nice firm proportionate breast to her body, I’d say a B-cup. No implants! The implants at these places are god awful looking so this is a bonus. Anyway, jet black hair and dark features against soft and smooth dark tan skin. Sexy face and smile and dressed to impress in a skin tight dress. Hottest girl I’ve yet seen in an AMP.
I saw her only for a happy ending as I did not bring enough with for otherwise due to previous bad experience with Ruby. The massage part of the visit was short and unimpressive as with most of these places. She then asked who I had seen before, I told her Ruby and that I had paid an extra $60 for a hand job. She agreed on the same and performed a wonderful hand job that finished me off in just minutes. She was naked while performing the hand job and straddled my face for a wonderful view as she worked. I would go again just for this if I could see Jenny again.
Ruby on the other is another story. She’s older, and dressed up in clothes appears to have a rockin’ body. I was excited to see her undress. One of the worse boob jobs ever, I know I use this description a lot but they really did look like overstuffed glad bags. Such a turn off.
She also did a half-assed massage and then had me roll over on my back. She played with my balls until I was hard and then started to talk price. Never talk price in this condition, that is a good piece of advice. Anyway, I got covered full service for a bit more than I wanted to pay.
The place itself is not as nice as Hawaii Spa and bit shadier. Overall, I’d go again if I was getting sick of Hawaii Spa or I was passing through but I would go with the following mind.
Bring in only the amount I’m willing to spend and stand firm on that amount. Full service at these places can be had for $200, $40 for the half hour and $160 for the extras. Be prepared to settle for a hand job if they won’t comply.
Did I mention that Jenny was hot?
5811 E Grand River Ave
Portland, MI 48875
July 16, 2010
Asian Massage Parlor
The girls here run the gambit from used up older woman with awful looking breast implants that look like over stuffed glad bags to hot, tight and young girls likely 18 or just over. Luck of the draw but I’ve had good luck by remembering the names of the girls I don’t like and asking them not to send them to me — avoid Pat and Daisy.
Pricing for me has been as follows:
$40 for a half hour, $60 for an hour. Don’t bother with the $60 it’s not really worth it. If you have been here a couple of times the girls will likely want to skip the massage, not normally very good anyway, and move right on to the happy ending. $40 for the half will work just fine here.
Happy ending wise I’ve had everything from a hand job to uncovered full service. The uncovered full service was rather unexpected and not recommended. She just kinda hopped on and carried on until completion. This has not happened again and since then even blow jobs have been covered.
Pricing wise this is how it has worked for me:
$40 + $60 = hand job
$40 + $100 = blow job
$40 + $160 = full service
Hawaii Health Spa
4979 Lansing Rd, Charlotte, MI 48813